Saturday, January 14, 2006

hmmmm… tempting…

i dont believe in new years resolutions. mostly because i never remember to do them until well into the year. but if i did, these are what they would be.

1. spend less time playing video games.

2. spend more time playing video games

3. blog regularly

4. blog less from work… wait. i’m doing that right now

5. be more productive at work (see 4)

6. exercise more (see 1)

oh yeah, and sleep less.  that’s important.  much less sleep.

there are specific GOALS that i have, but those are different than resolutions.  maybe i’ll ennumerate them some day.  anyways, it’s too damn difficult to start being good in the middle of winter.  better to start either in the spring or early summer when it’s not dark by 4:30. better yet, we should move to australia where new years is in the middle of summer.

hmmmm… tempting…


simon once taught me how to speak with an australian accent. u just squint an pull ur mouth back in a half smile. works pretty well, apparently. linda says i have the most convincing accent she’s ever hear from an american. she’s from brisbane, si.

i met this girl playing ulitmate up in everett that had went to one year. she was going to a naturopathy school here in seattle, but she had spent a year at med school in sydney australia.  that got me thinking, so i looked up the university on line.


hmmmm… tempting…

60 international students a year for the faculty of medicine!  time to take this party international again? that’s one of 3 continents i’m missing for the complete set. only “AUD$39,072 p.a. + health cover for a year $329.00. You will need to allow for around A$17,000 p.a. to cover living costs.” good lord!

and our aussie friend linda says there’s a crisis down there.  a doctor shortage.  hmmmm… tempting…

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Monday, December 12, 2005

missed potential

so i’ve had reason recently to contemplate my career as a international soccer superstar. i had gotten out of the shower at the gym and was getting dressed discretely in front of the locker when i noticed the guy a few doors down looking in my direction and down. my first inclination would have been that he was staring at my genitals, but even i cant pretend that they swing as low as my feet. no, instead, he was probably staring at my towel that i was standing on to dry my feet. woah… that rhymed.


and of course, i was wearing my underwear by that point.

yes, what you see above is the last vestiges of my soccer career, which was brutally cut short by my 1st ACL rupture my freshman year in colle… uh… waitaminute… sorry, which was brutally cut short when i was born an american. but once upon a time, years later, a group of germans, in fact, one of zee germans, invited me to go play with SV Rossendorf in a international tournament in hungary. we played against teams from italy, england and poland, i believe, and effectively got our butts kicked. i like to think i had a big hand in that. anyways, for the money we shelled out we got these commemorative towels that say something i couldnt pronounce, let alone translate. well, i should say, for the money the team payed. i never actually forked over my 75 DM to the team, as joerg kept telling me not to worry about it. when i went back to visit 6 years later, the coach asked me for it again. what’s that in euros?

looking at that towel i couldnt help but notice it’s resemblance to this thing.


you dont have to play to get one of these, but u do have to shell out at least $15

danielle is the luckiest person i know. and not because she’s married to me (i still think that can be counted as a bad decision on her part), but because she keeps winning things at work. in the last 4 years of working at amgen, we’ve went to 3 mariners games on them, and on thanksgiving weekend, we went got box seats for the second time since she started working there. they were handing those towels out at the door. i was gonna blog about it then, but meh… u know how i am about updates. the game was entertaining yada yada yada, read about it on espn.com or something. food was provided and needless to say, i blew the diet that day.

i do have to something to say about the towel though. being kids in alaska, case and i didnt have local professional football, basketball or baseball to root for, so we had our favorite teams dictated to us by other means. our favorite baseball team growing up was the braves, because the college student living in our house would watch the games with us on TBS. our favorite football team was the steelers. why? because our parents bought us pajamas with the steelers logo on it. and pittsburg is just cool. anyways, pittsburg had the original terrible towel. this thing is just a shameless copy.


and now i’m a seahawks fan. i mean, the cardinals are never gonna have a decent team anyways…

penis. there, i said it. go go gadget hit count!


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Tuesday, November 8, 2005

the path to enlightenment

the last week and a half has been… substandard. i’ve been sick since last monday. it’s the usual cycle i go thru at least once a year. it starts in my sinuses and i get all stuffy and congested. then i go through a few days where i cant sleep at night. when i lie down, this thick, viscous mucus runs down my throat. as i swallow it, it doesnt actually break off and go down my throat. instead, it just kind of hangs together in one long lumpy string, clogging up my esophagus until i gag and hack it back up. think… think of a gooey cheese on that stays attached when you swallow it and hangs on by a thread from your stomach to the pizza. obviously, this makes sleeping extremely difficult, and i usually move out to the couch so that i can hauk up smelly lugies every 10-15 minutes without waking up danielle. by combining various cold medications in ways that were probably not approved by the FDA, i’m usually able to suppress the coughing and fall asleep between 3:00 and 4:00 in the morning. normally, this is an extreme pain in the ass to say the least, but this week it actually turned out to be reasonably advantageous.


IR spectrum for ethyl alcohol. for all u alkis in the audience. i wont mention any names.

yes, while i haven’t mentioned it up to this point, class has started up again, and lo! while there is no longer biweekly cadaver labs to report on, i do have weekly homework and, in what seems to be a recurring theme in these classes, we have a presentation to prepare and along with it, a paper on the same subject. the class this quarter is medical chemistry and our groups topic was infrared spectroscopy. a topic on which i could discourse ad nauseam, but which i will spare you having to read. anyways, both were due on wednesday, so being unable to sleep gave me plenty of time to work on the presentation… and beat a video game that matt bought.


prince of persia: warrior within.  moving beyond the old POP for the apple IIe (if you can remember back that far)


so being sick sucks, but i still gotta go to work. too much to do and too little sick time. yeah, in fact the other day, i blew my nose at work and showed the lovely flourescent yellow colored snot to dave. it was nasty. but here’s something even nastier than that.


this pose was my idea.


ok, ok. nice pic, good pose, happy day, yada yada yada. but let’s take a closer look shall we?


gaaaahhh!

oh my forkin god! it looks like my is gonna pop under the pressure! i have never looked that fat in my life! i look so damn tubby that its spreading the skin on my scalp thin! i have got to lose some friggin weight. i mean, i knew i was pushing the pounds before the wedding, but this just looks horrible! i was gonna diet and exercise beforehand to try and fit into the wedding dress i had bought 2 sizes too small, but about 2 weeks into an exercise routine, i really screwed up my neck, putting me out for the month leading up to the wedding. i figured if i couldnt exercise, i wasnt gonna worry about watching what i ate either.  hence the suit and tie.

well screw that. i got an email a while back from ritchie showing pics of him before and after losing 50 lbs. i’d show them here, but i havent asked his permission. lets just say that i am inspired by his example. today, begins my quest to go from about 185 to 170 by the end of march. yeah, i know that sounds aggressive, but it’s less than 1 pound a week. exercise is easy. biggest problem is gonna be the change in diet…

the day after halloween is not the best day to start a diet. that’s why i waited til this week….

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